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- So, come here often?
- You know, I’ve been waiting for you to message me, but I guess I’ll take one for the team.
- Does swiping through this dating site count as “exercise”?
- Hmm, I think your first message to me must have gotten lost in cyberspace… It’s OK. I’ll send you one.
- Going to Trader Joes’s, do you need anything?
- My mom just asked me what “WAP” meant… any advice on how to navigate that conversation:
- Let’s cut to the chase, do you share food on a first date?
- Gosh! Stop messaging me! You’re blowing up my inbox!
- If I give you my number, will you text me to remind me to drink water during the day?
- Just want to point out, if you want to message me first, you still can.
- Aww, you’re so considerate to let me start this conversation.
- I’m not great at starting conversations, do you want to try?
- I always remember my reusable bags at the supermarket, which has to merit a response.
- Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?
- So, do you have any good pickup lines?
